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Post reblogged from If life gives you toasters, make toast!
my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww
Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight
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Post reblogged from TANNERTIME
dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those “people are too soft these days” motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean
also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore
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Post reblogged from Please Withhold The Prophecy Dodgeball.
it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
You know, that’s fair
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fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level
you can evade those taxes but you can’t evade your feelings
“fake married for crime committing reasons but someone actually filed the paperwork and divorce is too much effort” to dating
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Post reblogged from Playing teen boys in operas since 1786
This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote
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Post reblogged from Playing teen boys in operas since 1786
what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york
